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Random Generator Pop Quiz - RANDOMLY-GENERATED RECKONING

As both a Creative Writing and BFA major, I've been increasingly intrigued by the premise of whether a bot could replicate the nuance of things like poetry, a form of literature whose brilliance lies in the versatility of breaking the conventions of language.


When generating these results, I allowed the bot to pick out every option it provided; I wanted to include as little of my literary input as possible, in order to better gauge the forces that "threaten my degree security".


  1. A main character named "Sonya" to a magical realism novel I'll never write:


2. (Courtesy of Poem Generator (poem-generator.org.uk)) A Poem about toxic rodents, marsupials, and amphibians that I totally wrote:


Hedgehogs

Free verse by weiss

I saw the the giant ermine of my generation destroyed,

How I mourned the stoat.

Never forget the big and heavyweight stoat.


Possums, however hard they try,

Will always be arboreal.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the possums,

Gently they go - the arboreous, the dendroidal, the branchy.


I cannot help but stop and look at yellow rabbits.

Are you upset by how dishonorable they are?

Does it tear you apart to see the rabbits so unhealthy?


When I think of the dormice, I see edible oils.

"Belch", said the dormice,

And "belch" then "belch" again.

All that is nontoxic is not newts,

newts, by all account is toxic.

Now poisonous is just the thing,

To get me wondering if newts are nontoxic.


3. (Courtesy of Random Word Generator) A random compilation of words that are a fantastic forecast of my month ahead:

  1. Anxiety

  2. Week

  3. Ambitious

  4. Slide

  5. Bottle

  6. sweep

4. A happy pop song about love....no, really!

Verse 1

I need a love to share

I need a love of life

I need a love to share

I need a love of life


Pre-Chorus

I love you more than everything

I love you more than everything


Chorus

But, I just keep on falling in love

But I keep on falling in love

But I keep on falling in love

When things get rough, love is all you need


Verse 2

I feel good about this girl

I feel good because

You gave me love, you made me feel strong

Now I feel good about love


Pre-Chorus

I fall in need of your love

After every touch I need your love


Chorus

But, I just keep on falling in love

But I keep on falling in love

But I keep on falling in love

When things get rough, love is all you need


Bridge

I love you, you understand

Every time I really love you


Chorus

But, I just keep on falling in love

But I keep on falling in love

But I keep on falling in love

When things get rough, love is all you need

Created by TheseLyricsDoNotExist.com generation number #9978531


5. https://www.csgenerator.com/ couldn't think of anything more...creative...

  1. I love to create -> I love to engender.

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